I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are
small.
But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
HeallMihangelZb
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top
of a
barn ?
An eggroll !
KeefeBemidiiAc
Q: What do you call a brunette and three
blondes in a corner?
A: You don't, you see if you've got 3
condoms.
TzurielMerlionML
What was the name of the film about a
killer lion that swam underwater ?
'Claws.'
RowanJaymesUQ
Q: What did one math book say to the
other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
BentlieAzaniaPM
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
yard. One
had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms
won't you!" The
first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out
for
themselves."
KentrellJaimeXs
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping
and goes to see
his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at
night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the
problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours
trying to find
it."
RuailidhSethAV
Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in
love?
A: They got married in the spring.
PercivalBryggereHt
Did you hear
about the boy who had
to do a project on trains?
He had to keep track of everything!
RegenwealdRenLk
Q:
How many bass players does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him
first.
JesiahAdepr